The Prestigious Knowledge Show Is Coming

I'm not making any other proclamations at this point.

All I can guarantee is that myself and Mero will be dropping the first episode of Prestigious Knowledge by NYE.

No one is safe.

SDTW Approves: Lords Of Apathy

Not sure why it took me so long to add these dudes to the prestigious blog roll. I'd blame it on bongloads, but that is Baby Powder's job not mine so I guess it is just due to sheer laziness that it took me this long to add LOA.

Anyways, LOA has always brought that fire for a long time and you know right from the get go that they know how to write sentences and shit because the site is a blogspot.

Speaking of which, did you ever notice that the best blogs in the world are all blogspots? Fact. Oh you don't believe me.

How do you explain this shit plehbwoy:

Victory Light
Im Not A Toy
Ignored Prayers
SuperDutyToughWork


Anyways, bookmark these dudes and peep it for all kinds of political, rap, funny type shit.

Lords Of Apathy
Lords Of Apathy
Lords Of Apathy

Putting Lipstick On A Pig Part 2

Why am I supposed to think this kind of chick is hot again?

Please someone explain this phenomenon? Why is it that if you put a tattoo on a chick that is a 5 she becomes an 8? That's like me pouring Tapatio on my dick and thinking Sofia Veragara is gonna want to fuck me.

First offs......

Bitch this is a fucking wedding picture. If your goal is to show how fucking unique you are you might want to not go and do the single most mediocre act in history of the universe.

My aunt's fucking cats can get married, so that shit ain't impressing no one.

Also, just a shot in the dark here, but you probably posted this shit on your facebook? Oh word? Does facebook have a button now that you can click that lets everyone know that you Dad is bummed on you for LIFE. Nothing says great daughter like tit tattoos and fishhook piercings.

Even if you marry the dude from Fall Out Boy I still don't see this shit working out for you. I know you think this photo is what Tim Burton jacks off to, but in reality you are just a semi-basic arm chub chick that works the MAC counter in Reno and your soon to be husband is going to cheat on you at a My Chemical Romance concert after the honeymoon.

SDTW Look Books Are For Assholes

And where in the fuck are you climbing off to homie?

Did you leave your palmade up on the roof?

Is there a fucking Vampire Weekend show up there that only you and the guy from the Apple commercials knows about?

Are these "mercantile" brands that oblivious? Like never in the history of life has a dude with that fucking hair cut ever climbed an "urban" ladder to work unless his job was to find a place to do key bumps.

Outta here = da fuck out

Hey cuz, I mustache you a question.

Why are you a fucking asshole dude?

You trying to win the Guinness Book Of World Records for being the biggest wimp of all time?

You look like when my girlfriend put's on my work shirt and tie and uses her hair to pretend she is a business man dawg. You are now the King Of Isapussy. You rule your domain with an iron limp wrist. I don't think you could even piss sitting down. You probably lay down when you have to pee.

And why the in the fuck are you looking down? Is there a copy of Catcher In The Rye on the ground?

Sub-note:

If you've been wondering why there is less of my prestigious op-ed pieces and more just internet shit it is because there is a project in the works.

Until the shit is ready for print I am not going to gas you all up, but be on the look for

PRESTIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE

Dropping 20 motherfucking 12

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

Prestigious Knowledge for that mental.

Nah mean?