Durag Rap Vol.2 Presented by SDTW x IMNOTATOY

Back up in this motherfucker with Durag Rap Vol.2 for those that know about that life. This mix* is the follow up to the our critically acclaimed** iTunes playlist that we released a while ago on the internets.

* there's no actual mixing plehbwoy
** a flat out lie

Vol.1 still available for free HERE

These mixes are compiled by a three man Durag Brain Trust and the selections go through several levels of approvals to ensure that the durag rap listening public is receiving the highest level of undiluted cape flowing sound.

Also both Super Duty Tough Work and IMNOTATOY have agreed in the spirit of the season that for every download we will donate a two tone durag to a youth in need.

Here's the track listing in case you're all shook to just download the shit because you think your car stereo will pistol whip your Larry ass.

Download Here:

DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2

Shouts to Jerald and J.Scott

P.S Also be on the look out for Stick Up Kid Rap Vol.1 being presented by the three headed stick up kid hydra of SDTW, IMNOTATOY, and Victory Light

Durag Rap Vol.1 Presented by SDTW x IMNOTATOY

We (SDTW and IMNOTATOY collectively) felt that the internet needed a collection of rap that is worthy of that durag caliber. We put together a collection of 90's rap gems that posses qualities worthy of the durag.

The end result is 18 tracks plus a little intro of cape flowing rap shit.

If your city or region did not make the cut don't trip because this is only Vol.1 plehbwoy.

No turntables were used or harmed in the making of this iTunes mix.

DOWNLOAD HERE

SDTW Approves: Lords Of Apathy

Not sure why it took me so long to add these dudes to the prestigious blog roll. I'd blame it on bongloads, but that is Baby Powder's job not mine so I guess it is just due to sheer laziness that it took me this long to add LOA.

Anyways, LOA has always brought that fire for a long time and you know right from the get go that they know how to write sentences and shit because the site is a blogspot.

Speaking of which, did you ever notice that the best blogs in the world are all blogspots? Fact. Oh you don't believe me.

How do you explain this shit plehbwoy:

Victory Light
Im Not A Toy
Ignored Prayers
SuperDutyToughWork


Anyways, bookmark these dudes and peep it for all kinds of political, rap, funny type shit.

Lords Of Apathy
Lords Of Apathy
Lords Of Apathy

SDTW Photoshop Skillz Barack Obama Doesn't Care About White People

Hurricane Irene was over 5 days ago.

This golf course still looks like this.

Shame.

Back In Time Mix By DJ Gravy & DJ Teddy King

Back In Time Mix by DJ Gravy and DJ Teddy King.

I would post this mixtape just on the strength of the cover alone.

There is not enough cartoonish dancehall mixtape covers in this world.

Great job whoever drew this.

Download Here

Wu-Tang Is For The Children

Why post an old Wu-Tag album?

Probably because you haven't listened to this in years and probably because it is most likely better than what you are listening to right now.

Also I was watching a documentary on ODB (on my white people shit) and I forgot about how good this album was. Also the dude's first rap name was "The Wizard Of Do It Land".

I repeat:

THE

WIZARD

OF

DO IT

LAND

Need I say more?

Get it HERE

New Skip Class Logo

My pathetic black Homer Simpson meets Bakshi character was just not going to cut it. I mean it was worth a shot, but I knew it was only gonna be a place holder.

I asked the homie Algot to come up with something a little bit better and this is what he sent back.

8 ounces of milky white boy leanin' in the negative zero fucks given position

Dude has shades on just in case he catches his own reflection and is shinin' so hard that he burns out his retinas.

There's a subtle Seattle reference hidden in there, but if you ain't from the town you might not see it.

Boom.

Kenny Mother Fucking Powers

Dare I say the single greatest character of all I time?

"Me and Matt Castle just fucked you up dawg!"

SDTW Photoshop Skillz

"We in this together son your beef is mines."

Putting Lipstick On A Pig

Man....

I'm gettin' real tired of tumblr mufuckas trying to gas up these 5 out of 10 ho's just cause they pose in front of a DSLR camera and have some budget ass tattoos.

I bet as soon as the "photoshoot" is done the simp ass camera dude takes that bitch out to P.F Changs and let's her order some shrimp or some shit.

At what point did we decide that tattoos on a chick made her a model?

I didn't sign off on that shit. I know a dressed up 4 when I see one.

First off...

Look at this smilin' ass retard.

The fuck is the point of this shit? What, just cause you got some color drawings on your skin that means I will automatically bypass the fact that you're a 5 tops and that I will now be able to tolerate listening to how your life changed after your first My Chemical Romance concert?

Walk into a wall made of knives bitch.

You have been gassed up with Supreme plus Techron (shouts to Chevron)

These chicks all say the same shit:

"Bettie Page is my idol."

Oh word? Here's the problem with that.

1.) Bettie Page had a decent little body for a bitch born in black and white times.
2.) She didn't have ANY tattoos.

If she's your idol you should strive to match her caloric intake not cover up your muffin top with a tattoo of a Maui sunset.

Has anyone told this bird that her Dad hates her. Like he may be cool to her face and all that, but as soon as she walks away that dude dis-owns her entire existence in his mind. 100% factual.

This 'tarded ass ho just wants attention. It's like she found a way to advertise being a dumbass. Let's see what she's got here....

We got a faded stomach Ohm that turned out "super sick". She's got some real tight script that is probably some quote from a Joan Jett song or from the movie "Mean Girls".

She has the biggest ear plugs I think I have ever seen. Those things are a discussion unto themselves.

The dead give away that she is beat in real life is the gang of eye shadow she's caked on. That shit means she is for sure busted in the a.m and will be a regret the next morning if you smashed her Lollapalooza ass out the night before.

At any rate, I don't think chicks should not get tattoos. I mean they can, but if you have a banging body what's the point? It's like adding racing stripes to a Ferrari. You don't really need to.

If you are a chick and are debating about getting some tattoos here is a general guideline that should help you not look like a Reno whore.

- No chest pieces (as in never not ever)
Your titties are like flesh bags of gold. Do not ruin them with some song lyrics, flowers, Dio De Los Muertos crap or anything at all. Titties are timeless. Nice titties will NEVER get played out.

No hands, neck or behind the ear tattoos

Yup, unless you're a blackjack dealer at an Indian casino that shit will look suspect. Any of those are for sure parent problems as well. I don't care if you go to India for your study abroad. Don't be putting no Ohm symbol behind your ear like you're all of sudden on some deep shit.

The rest is fair game as long as it is within reason.

And to the dudes that being trying to post these chicks up on the net like they are worth looking at. Stop that shit. If you were getting chicks in real life and not being king of the nets you'd know how to spot a C minus bird with tattoos.

Happy Friday.

SSSSSTTTTOOOOOONNNNNEEEESSSSSS

Summer is finally here.

Contributing Writer

As if wasting my time with this blog was not enough I have been asked to waste my time for other people's blogs.

Leisure Only

Leisure Only used to be called Read Platform, but I don't really give a shit what they call it just as long as they keep doing what they do which is catering to my a.d.d stricken brain with random content ranging from How To Score With Black Chicks to 90's magazine scans.

So far I have been doing pieces for them that just allow me to rip on terrible t-shirts HERE but my man Robert over there assures me that I can write about whatever retarded shit I want.

Bookmark these limey fuckers

LEISUREONLY

And not to be out done...

STREETBONERSANDTVCARNAGE

I also somehow managed to become a contributing writer for STREETBONERS AND TV CARNAGE.

If you are unfamiliar with SBTVC it is a site started by Gavin McGinnes who basically is the dude that created Vice, Do's & Don'ts, hipsters and other things. His buddy Derrick handles the TV Carnage stuff which is mostly found vhs tape edits of forgotten gems. You combine their fuckery with a bunch of people that know how to write and you get a pretty solid site.

I have been giving them random rants about everything, but recently they posted my latest thought provoking piece about Anal Sexing

So bookmark these a-holes too!

STREETBONERSANDTVCARNAGE

P.S if you run a "prestigious" blog and want me to write for it shoot me an email and offer and I will consider it

I Heart The Internets

So good.

SDTW Real Headlines

I was supposed to post this yesterday for Murkia Day, but I was busy.

I Heart The Internets

Get head till you're dead.

SDTW Real Headlines

Think about it.

Someone's homie did this.

Like you get the call to pick him from county and you ask him what happened and he starts off like:

"This fuckin' hating ass stewardess bitch wouldn't get me another Sparks, so I basically had to to check her ass and then this dude was all......"

And it got kind of "blurry" after that, but you know at no point was the shit like his fault.

That's your boy.

Your boy did this.

Think about that shit.

Murika

We out here.

My People (Part 6)

Denise quit actin' a fool and get the fuck up.

Cam

Twitter has already started paying off.

Imagine trying to explain planking to Cam. The look on his face as you tried to explain why it's a "thing" would be worth more money than 10 Warhol paintings.

SDTW Sensitive Thugs

"Son, I'm telling you son, Corgies, them shits is non-hypoallergenic my nigga. You playin' ya'self trying to fuck with them shits son."

Thnx

Brown Cardigan for the flick